*Travel fee may apply if I'm coming to you

THE FINE PRINT

  • I accept cash, PayPal, Venmo, & CC.
  • Cancellations made within 24 hours or less will incur a 50% cancellation fee. Not honoring it will result in blacklisting, the inability to see me again, and bad juju.
  • I may require electronic deposits particularly for lengthy dates and tours. This ensures you're committed to meeting and I can begin planning for our time together. 

TRAVEL

  • I tour intermittently, usually to larger cities. Join my mailing list to stay abreast of my itinerary. 
  • Northeast/West Coast: +100/hr for dates under 6hrs. 

FLY ME TO YOU

  • I'm passport-ready & an expert last-minute packer! Trip minimum may apply, depending on your location. Hint: The further away, the longer the stay.
  • Vehicle reservation or airfare (business or 1st class) airfare must be taken care of + a 30% deposit.
  • I'll need 6-8 hrs of rest nightly & 3hrs solo daily on extended excursions to prevent crabbiness + recharge my battery.